What I did while talking on the phone to my mother: 1. Instructed two kids on the art of making Jell-O 2. Yelled at two kids for yelling at each other 3. Wiped Kaiden’s ass after taking a major poo 4. Cleaned up Jell-O mess 5. Did dishes 6. Opened mail 7. Helped Kaya change [...]
Archive for March, 2010
Multi-tasking Redefined
Posted in Mommahood, tagged Jell-O, making Jell-O with kids, multi-tasking on March 30, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Sexercise is the New Jazzercise
Posted in Mommahood, Peaks & Valleys, tagged Essential Exercises for the Childbearing Year, kegel exercises, quife, Richard Simmons, sexercise, vart on March 26, 2010 | 2 Comments »
Sorry for my long absence. I am sure your days were consumed with longing for an updated post from Mountain Momma. But as usual, I have an excuse – I’ve been engrossed in the book “Essential Exercises for the Childbearing Year.” My midwife recommended it to me after I told her I wanted to try [...]
There is an evil elf living in my living room who hates me. I swear.
Posted in Peaks & Valleys, tagged can't find the clicker, losing remote control on March 13, 2010 | 6 Comments »
There is a remote control elf in our house. I am totally convinced of it. How else do you explain the fact that our clicker is constantly disappearing? One minute the remote will be resting nicely on the coffee table, and the next, it’s gone. I swear, there is a little ogre in our living [...]
Toilet Tales, or My Life as a Series of Bathroom Stops
Posted in Mommahood, tagged car seat liners, Kids who have to pee while in the car, Piddle Pad, taking kids to the bathroom on March 9, 2010 | 3 Comments »
I think I am definitely changing the name of this blog to “The Bathroom Chronicles.” Think of all the wonderful tag lines I could have: “life down the drain,” or “pissed off” or, simply, “crap.” Yesterday I was in a minimum of four public bathrooms. And this was with only one child in tow – [...]
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