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I’ll have a cup of distraction with my cereal, please

Posted in Peaks & Valleys, tagged , , on February 21, 2011 | Leave a Comment »

Lately, I’ve taken to observing Siig as he tries to leave the house in the morning. It’s quite entertaining. Here is a typical morning for my easily-distracted husband: 7 am: Wakes up. Gets in shower. 7:10 am: Still in shower. 7:15 am: Still in shower. “I can’t get out of the shower.” 7:30 am: Comes [...]

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Note to baby: Be a man and get some sleep

Posted in Mommahood, Peaks & Valleys, Sleep, what's that?, tagged , , , on January 12, 2011 | Leave a Comment »

This is what cave women looked like while listening for their babies. I want to know who coined the phrase “sleeping like a baby.” I’d like to invite that person to spend the night at my house one night. Then they’d see how a baby really sleeps – in two to three-hour increments, waking up [...]

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What not to wear to your high school reunion, or how Nordstrom saved the day

Posted in Peaks & Valleys, tagged , , on October 13, 2010 | 3 Comments »

Having not gone to my 10 year high school reunion, I was excited for my 20th. I really had no idea what to expect. And clearly, I had no idea what to wear either. I could blame my clothing debacle on several things: 1) My friend Stacy, who told me how at her reunion all [...]

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Paying it Forward at the DMV

Posted in Peaks & Valleys, tagged , , , on June 21, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

Sometimes it pays to be pregnant. Like when people at the DMV take pity on you, just because you’re sitting in a metal seat with your stomach practically touching the chair in front of you. Never mind that I had no kids with me and that the woman with four kids probably deserved special treatment [...]

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The Husband’s Guide to Changing Kitty Litter

Posted in Peaks & Valleys, tagged , on June 10, 2010 | 4 Comments »

With only a month to go until baby #3 arrives, I am going to relish in the one duty I have been temporarily relieved of: the dreaded task of changing the kitty litter. For those of you who don’t know, pregnant women are not supposed to get near kitty litter because there is a chance [...]

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Would you eat this if you were me?

Posted in Mommahood, Peaks & Valleys, tagged , , on May 19, 2010 | Leave a Comment »

I am being overrun by two things – ants and hunger. Unfortunately, I am not hungry for ants, or else I would probably be full. There are so many of them that I have almost come to regard them as annoying roommates – you’d like for them to go, but they live here so you [...]

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I swear I packed my massage therapist in my suitcase, but I can’t find her

Posted in Mommahood, Peaks & Valleys, tagged , , , on May 1, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Alas, poor me. Re-entering reality after a week of spa life is challenging. There is no one to bring breakfast to my room every morning with my favorite newspaper, there is no healthy evening snack waiting for me when I go to bed, and no one has made me a smoothie in five days. Worst of [...]

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Making Robin Leach proud, one massage at a time

Posted in Peaks & Valleys, tagged , , , , on April 21, 2010 | 8 Comments »

We’re sorry, but you have reached a blog that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this blog in error, please check the URL and try again. Wait – just kidding! I’m still alive and kicking. I’ve just temporarily checked out while being MAJORLY pampered at the [...]

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Maxi-pad Discipline

Posted in Peaks & Valleys on April 15, 2010 | 7 Comments »

Kaiden has been doing this thing lately where he sticks his hand down his pants, grabs his wiener and then – and this is where it gets weird – brings his hand up to his nose and smells it! I sure as hell don’t want to know what it smells like, but I am curious [...]

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Go ahead, make my day. I dare you.

Posted in Peaks & Valleys, tagged on April 11, 2010 | 7 Comments »

So with Mountain Momma’s one year anniversary coming up, I thought some blogging reflection was in order. I have learned a lot about the blogosphere in this past year, and it’s turned out to have both exceeded my expectations and also underwhelmed them. On the one hand, I have met a lot of hilarious women [...]

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